geeks and nerds
nerds are cool, because they're helpful with their brainy inventions. Everyone intuitively loves nerds. Even jocks love nerds. Nerds do the jocks lab report and in return the jock helps the nerd get some chicks.
But geeks suck. Geeks take nerdy things and ruin them. Star Trek TOS (TOS is how geeks refer to star trek, the original series. it stands for "The old shit") was written by nerds who wanted to make commentary on moral dilemmas and ethics and how it relates to you, the viewer, in your every day life and society. I saw one episode of TOS where these aliens were having a war totally on computers because it was too expensive to have a real war and when the computers say you've been killed you gotta go disintegrate yourself. Think about the morals n shit, eh. Would you be able to kill yourself cause a computer told you so? It's the only episode of TOS I've ever watched.
Then the geeks took over and made new star treks. But geeks are so stupid. Now star trek is about stupid shit like romulans and bjorins or klingons and romulans. or stupid relationships. Man, I dont care if worf is dating councillor troy and what effect that has on "number one" Riker. who cares if crisco's son wants to be a journalist? star trek is stupid anyway, just get on with the metaphor and simile's. fuck.
you know those geeks that can speak klingon? think about all the time they spent learning klingon. what a fucking waste of time. a nerd wouldve used that time to read about calculas or philosophy, then help the needy with his new knowledge. geeks are even dumb when they think they're being smart.
science fiction used to be about the science in the fiction. but now its about fiction with spaceships and stupid aliens. "the alien has four eyes and armour class -1. Ooooooh science fiction!". fucking geeks man. unbelievable.
Remember that game you used to play, Wolfenstein 3D, made by some nerds? well you've still been playing it for over 10 years now. Ya, cause DOOM, FEAR, Half Life, etc are just new levels of the same old game. Cause you're still running and shooting in the exact same way. The geeks struck again while you werent looking and used their geek mind tricks to make you think "story" and "characters" and "cinematics" equal "new game". Geeks are so stupid, they dont realize a game is contextless. Look in the basketball rulebook, I bet you wont see "Michael Jordan" or "Shaq" in there. Chess, the wicked game of nerds doesnt need characters. Unless you play "geek chess", where all the pieces look like characters from star wars. fucking geeks, I hate geeks!
my wicked opinion on geeks: their lives suck so much that they want to live vicariously through made up shit. they probably suck at sports, school, and life in general. But calling geeks stupid will probably make them even lamer. Its good to help people. The next time you see a geek, try to encourage them to be proactive. encourage them to join some athletics or a club of some kind (but like, not a geek club!). tell them they're "pretty good" and "geting better" even if they suck shit. a shitty basketball player is way better than a shitty star trek writer.
But geeks suck. Geeks take nerdy things and ruin them. Star Trek TOS (TOS is how geeks refer to star trek, the original series. it stands for "The old shit") was written by nerds who wanted to make commentary on moral dilemmas and ethics and how it relates to you, the viewer, in your every day life and society. I saw one episode of TOS where these aliens were having a war totally on computers because it was too expensive to have a real war and when the computers say you've been killed you gotta go disintegrate yourself. Think about the morals n shit, eh. Would you be able to kill yourself cause a computer told you so? It's the only episode of TOS I've ever watched.
Then the geeks took over and made new star treks. But geeks are so stupid. Now star trek is about stupid shit like romulans and bjorins or klingons and romulans. or stupid relationships. Man, I dont care if worf is dating councillor troy and what effect that has on "number one" Riker. who cares if crisco's son wants to be a journalist? star trek is stupid anyway, just get on with the metaphor and simile's. fuck.
you know those geeks that can speak klingon? think about all the time they spent learning klingon. what a fucking waste of time. a nerd wouldve used that time to read about calculas or philosophy, then help the needy with his new knowledge. geeks are even dumb when they think they're being smart.
science fiction used to be about the science in the fiction. but now its about fiction with spaceships and stupid aliens. "the alien has four eyes and armour class -1. Ooooooh science fiction!". fucking geeks man. unbelievable.
Remember that game you used to play, Wolfenstein 3D, made by some nerds? well you've still been playing it for over 10 years now. Ya, cause DOOM, FEAR, Half Life, etc are just new levels of the same old game. Cause you're still running and shooting in the exact same way. The geeks struck again while you werent looking and used their geek mind tricks to make you think "story" and "characters" and "cinematics" equal "new game". Geeks are so stupid, they dont realize a game is contextless. Look in the basketball rulebook, I bet you wont see "Michael Jordan" or "Shaq" in there. Chess, the wicked game of nerds doesnt need characters. Unless you play "geek chess", where all the pieces look like characters from star wars. fucking geeks, I hate geeks!
my wicked opinion on geeks: their lives suck so much that they want to live vicariously through made up shit. they probably suck at sports, school, and life in general. But calling geeks stupid will probably make them even lamer. Its good to help people. The next time you see a geek, try to encourage them to be proactive. encourage them to join some athletics or a club of some kind (but like, not a geek club!). tell them they're "pretty good" and "geting better" even if they suck shit. a shitty basketball player is way better than a shitty star trek writer.
posted by dirty deeds at 1:52 AM
7 Comments:
i remember watching a wickid episode of star trek where picard was stuck in the enterprise while it was being washed at a space car wash and he had to roll up the windows before it was too late. it was really tense and nail-biting!!
Holy Shit! I totally feel your pain. Geeks are like the scum of the earth. Even worse than fat chicks! Man, I wish geeks would just geek off.
geeks are shitty. nice observations on life.
You guys are idiots. You don't even know what you're talking about. A geek and a nerd are basically the same thing. Geeks are generally more skilled with technology, whereas nerds are better at math and science. Unfortunately, none of you seem to know that. The word "geek" and "nerd" can be used in place of one another, so in reality, you're insulting every geek AND nerd. You're all just pathetic losers who have nothing better to do with your lives. So how about instead of sitting here insulting geeks and nerds, you go out and do something good for the world, like they do. Fuck off, losers.
holy shit! that storm15918 totally took this shit personally...haha, man, he is now totally out of the geek closet..
just get on with the metaphor and simile for sure -- and look for the strange science in the fiction -- trip me out man, that's what i like about sci-fi movies, not the weak ass geeked out shit. keep writing!
your opinion is stupid. geeks culture is a fucking disease. in fact, your blog is a disease. please delete it.
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