Tuesday, August 08, 2006

too angry/boring - also dogs

my last two posts were way too long and angry. It's my resolution for the month of august to make shorter and more positive blogs.

It's my wicked opinion that pets shouldnt be neutered, but instead given vesectomies. I did some googling and found this article. They list reasons why it's probably a bad idea though, like the extra cost of vesectomies, your pet getting diseases, and peeing and still having sex.

This article is full of bullcrap and I'll tell you why. Because it's an awesome fact that a dog is a mans best friend and if my best friend wants to mount that bitch and tap dat ass, I think he should. You shouldnt try to change things just for your own selfishness, like saving a couple bucks. Accept your horny dog for who he is. He brings you your slippers and protects your kids even when they pull his tail like bratty little jerks. He's totally earned the right to pee around your house - just like any other of your stupid drunk friends. And if he's fighting for breeding "rights", then neutering him takes away those rights and taking away rights is un-American.

I also think dogs would take the of risk getting diseases like testicle cancer. Cause you know who else had testicle cancer? Lance Armstrong. And he won seven tour de france's AND has sex with sheryl crow. What's your ball-less dog done lately? Probably sitting around, thinking "why dont I have balls?"

Its my wicked opinion that the real issue here is people just dont wanna see dirty sex, be it human or animalae. People keep anthropomorphisizing things, putting their emotional hangups on animals. I bet the guy who invented neutering had some fancy female poodle that "mated" with a stray mutt and it totally reminded him of his inability to satisfy his wife. But guess what mister fancy pants? Foo-Foo totally loved it and probably couldnt wait to get some more. And that mutt was probably Benji. He needed the touch of a warm bitch so that he could continue with his heroic deeds and heartwarming adventures.

dammit this is too long and boring.


Blogger r a z said...

holy fucking shit! man, i'm glad you had the balls to speak the truth, haha ..that pun was wickidly intended!

3:39 PM  
Blogger dirty deeds said...

here is another link from that same website about "advantages" of neutering your dog. But nowhere do they mention the advantages of not neutering your dog: he gets to keep his balls!

"Neutered male dogs are less likely to roam...". Duh. You've taken away his desire to live. Hey healthypet.com, if there's so many advantages to neutering, why dont you go neuter yourself?

8:45 AM  

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