Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Internet is Wicked

Do you remember how stupid life was before the internet? Here's a wicked list of stupid things you used to do before the internet:
  • Make long distance phone calls.
  • Go to the library.
  • Pay for music.
  • Listen to your stupid friends.
  • Not read this blog.
Man, those days seem like a lifetime ago.

Here's a lit of the best websites on the net, imwo (in my wicked opinion):
  • www.google.com
    • It's an awesome fact that Google is the best search engine on the net. Think of it as your gateway to finding everything else that is wicked on the net.
  • www.youtube.com
    • YouTube has quickly become the premier website to find videos of stupid shit, making Ebaums world a thing of the internet past. Whether it's the intro sequence to an old tv show or a kitty washing machine, YouTube has it. An easy way to make friends through a shared experience.
  • www.wikipedia.org
    • wikipedia is like an encyclopedia where anyone can contribute. The amount of useful info here is truly breathtaking. (Here's a secret: most my awesome facts are actually from wikipedia!)
  • www.facebook.com
    • have you ever written an email to deliberately waste time? Now have you ever thought to yourself "there's gotta be a better way to waste time then by just writing a couple emails"? Well then facebook is the site for you. Once you've registered, you can kiss any remaining productivity you had at work goodbye. Oh and don't forget to add me as a friend. I have plenty of YouTube videos to share.

2 Comments:

Blogger r a z said...

man, i just noticed how well your blog makes use of bullet points..exquisite!!

11:26 AM  
Blogger dirty deeds said...

Thanks. I really like your choice of words in your comments. They're delightfully sublime.

11:56 AM  

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